So since I don't have a lot of time to write a blog I thought that I would just share some of my facebook posts from the past few months: 

1. Last night I fell asleep while nursing and dreamed that Maxine was drinking a book. The book was very adult too like something medical, but I forget what it was. In my dream instead of reading to get knowledge, you drank books.

2. So sometimes nighttime feedings of the baby remind me of caring for a drunk roommate. They want to eat at 4am, then they puke/spit up all over the bed and themselves. You have to make sure they don't asphyxiate on their own spit up. Then you have to clean everything up. Then they want to talk about stuff instead of going to sleep. Then sometimes they poop themselves.

3. And for tonight's 4am comedy hour, we have Jessica as a bumbling fool. First while changing a diaper there is a nice warm fountain of pee all over the place. Somehow everything is wet. Baby, onesie, changing pad, my hands.... I try to grab a wipe. It's the last one. The container falls to the floor. I open drawer, grab a new package, upon opening it the wipes fly out and land on baby's head. I fix that, clean everything up, throw baby's wet outfit in the trash with the diaper, realize that wet onesies are not trash, remove outfit from trash.. Wash hands, get new onesie stuck on baby's head. Finish outfit change, sit down to finish feeding baby... baby poops again. Joe's turn.